Little Difference

Little Difference Between
Truth and Lie..!!
Truth is a debit card
“Pay first “enjoy later”
Lie” is a credit card
“Enjoy first pay later”
so never Lie..:-)

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Boy send a Friend Request

Boy sends a friend request to a Girl and Inboxes her:

Hey wanna be Friends?

Girl : Do I Know you?

Boy: (thinks: Abbe nahin jaanti tabhi toh tujhe add kiya taki jaan le!!) …

but sayz…..Ahh..no, But that’s why wanted to add u to get to know u!!

Girl : Sorry But I don’t add strangers!

Boy : (again thinks:HAAN kamini…JAISE teri friend list ke har ek bande/bandi ka biodata tere paas hai!!!)

but sayz…..Oh Not a Problem…btw where are u from?

Girl : I don’t share any Private information!

Boy : Badi aayi pm ki Beti…I sent a friend Request 2 u.. NOT A Marriage Proposal :/ :P

Girl : Arre tum toh naraaz hi ho gaye..

Ruko Add karti hun !

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What a crazzy world..

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style

If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.

If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.

If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.

If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.

If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”

Thts not fair…What a crazy world :(

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Rose sms

❤๑๑……. , . – . – , _ , ……………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑……. ) ` – . .> ‘ `( …….. FRIENDSHIP ………………….๑๑❤
❤๑๑…… / . . . .`\ . . \ …………………………………………….๑๑❤
❤๑๑…… |. . . . . |. . .| ….. IS LIKE A FLOWER ; …………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑……. \ . . . ./ . ./ ………………………………………………๑๑❤
❤๑๑……… `=(\ /.=` …. GROWING IN ITS GLORY , ……..๑๑❤
❤๑๑……….. `-;`.-’ ………………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑…………. `)| … , .. TELLING ITS OWN STORY ; ……..๑๑❤
❤๑๑…………… || _.-’| …………………………………………….๑๑❤
❤๑๑………… ,_|| \_,/ .. FRIENDSHIP IS PRECIOUS ……..๑๑❤
❤๑๑…… , ….. \|| .’ ………………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑….. |\ |\ ,. ||/ ……….. NOT ONLY IN SHADE , ………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑. ,..\` | /|.,|Y\, ………………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑… ‘-…’-._..\||/ …. BUT IN THE SUNSHINE OF LIFE …๑๑❤
❤๑๑……. >_.-`Y| ………………………………………………….๑๑❤
❤๑๑………… ,_|| …… THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS .๑๑❤
❤๑๑………….. \|| …………………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑…………… || …………. MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP ……….๑๑❤
❤๑๑…………… || …………………………………………………..๑๑❤
❤๑๑…………… |/ …………… WILL EVERLASTING ………..๑๑

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Who Makes U Cry

When You Have So Much Pain In Your Heart

And You
Want To Talk To The Only Person …

Who Can Stop U 4rm Crying …

Is
Sometimes Exactly the Same Person Who Makes U Cry..!

If U Pass In Exam

If U Pass In Exam:
M0m: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
L0ver:So Sweeeet! !
&
… Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Parha…? :P :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

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