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Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

Monkey can read SMS in my country

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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All flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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