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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha

Dunia K 5 Mushkil Kam
1. Murgi ko lipstik lagna
2.Hathi ko godh mein Bethana
3.Cakkroj Ko PyaR Kerna
4.Machar Ko KapRay Pehnana
and
5.Ap ko Bhool Jana!

*Mobile Dishes*
Call= Chicken ka maza
SMS= Sabzi ka maza
MissCall= Daal ka maza
No Response=FAQA
Aaj kuch paka hai ya FAQA hai chaley ga –(’;’)

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.A young boy came to him and asked the time.Old man refused to tell the time.Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.Boy asked the reason?Old man said if i tell you the time,then you will ask about me,my [...]

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight….Dad asked: “how did u feel?”…It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively