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Boy sends a friend request to a Girl and Inboxes her:

Hey wanna be Friends?

Girl : Do I Know you?

Boy: (thinks: Abbe nahin jaanti tabhi toh tujhe add kiya taki jaan le!!) …

but sayz…..Ahh..no, But that’s why wanted to add u to get to know u!!

Girl : Sorry But I don’t add strangers!

Boy : (again thinks:HAAN kamini…JAISE teri friend list ke har ek bande/bandi ka biodata tere paas hai!!!)

but sayz…..Oh Not a Problem…btw where are u from?

Girl : I don’t share any Private information!

Boy : Badi aayi pm ki Beti…I sent a friend Request 2 u.. NOT A Marriage Proposal :/

Girl : Arre tum toh naraaz hi ho gaye..

Ruko Add karti hun !

If U Pass In Exam:
M0m: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
L0ver:So Sweeeet! !
&
… Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Parha…? :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Wife to Her Husband on Phone: “Where the Hell Are You … ?”

Husband: ” Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn’t Have Money That Time and I said: “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day”

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah I Remember That My Love !”

Husband: ” I m In The coffee shop Just Next To That Shop ” xD

Teacher: “Translate into english..

In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FaraZ..

Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!” . … .

Sardar: ‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good FaraZ..

How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…