Husband: ” Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn’t Have Money That Time and I said: “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day”

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah I Remember That My Love !”

Husband: ” I m In The coffee shop Just Next To That Shop ” xD

In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FaraZ..

Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!” . … .

Sardar: ‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good FaraZ..

How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…

1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
… 4. Chnge d Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count d No of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting hw many windows n doors..
4. Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regreting Wasting the Last Nght Studying
7. Think 2 study well atleast 4 nxt xam

& After Exams…

Girls: u Knw Paper Bahut Kharab Gaaya, it ws so Lengthy I Culd’nt Draw a Diagram… I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys: Fun Hai Yaar, Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas… Chal Dhabe Pe Chal K Parothe Khayen

agree or not????

girl: r u here??
boy: yes yes..i m here…(sending faild)
… …
girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..(sending faild)

girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :@
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message sent) :O :O