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A silly Tourist

A silly Tourist

asked a boat guy:

Do you know Biology,

Psychology,

Geography,

Geology??

The Boat guy said:

No to all the Questions..

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face of this earth??

You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while the boat started sinking, so

the boatman asked the tourist:

Do you know Swimology and Espology from Crocdilogy??

The tourist said: No!!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your

Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology! :-D :-D

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A public Service msg…

Larki saath ho to
Hotel Bill.
Larki Door ho to
Mobile Bill.
Or
… …Larki Naraz ho jaye to
Gifts ka Bill
Is liye
Na lagao Dil.
Na aaye ga Bill
Life is Achi
WithOut any Bachi.
No Love,
No Tension,
No Wife
Happy & Easy Life.
A Public Service Msg by rosesms… :-D

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Wapda Msg..

Wikipedia: I Know all

Google: I have all

Internet: Without me is nothing

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Computer: Without me you don’t function.

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Wapda: Ponki jao… :-D

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Insaan ki Jan kahan se nklti he…

Mom:

Beta Insan ki jaan kahan se niklti he??

Son: Khirki se..

Mom: wo kaisy??

Son: Mama kal jb aap ne Bell di to papa Aunty se boly:

Jaan tum khirki Se nikal jao..

Jab se sardi ki hwi he barish

Jab say sardi kee huee hey pahlee barish,

Jism main muslasal ho gaee hey kharish,

Kuch machron, khatmaloon kee bhi hey wajh,

Begum nay bistra alag karney kee, kee hey guzarish

Pathan bhai

“Pathan hajj karnay gayaa waps aya to dost ne pocha…

“Shetan ko pathar mare???”

Pathan: Nai yar rush bht zada tah…

me to sirf galiyan de kr a gaya…

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