Aik aalo ne bhindi ke number pe love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use call kr ke bura bhala kaha aur boli…
Shut up! tum itne moty aur me “Slim and Smart”
Allo ko bht dukh hwa aur us ne phr itni sabzian phasai ke aj ap dekh skte hain…
Aaloo gobhi..
Aalo Bengan..
Aalo Shimla mirch,
Aalo palak…
Aalo matar…
Aalo gajar…
Aalo methi…
Aur bhindi us din se le kr aj tk akeli he aur khti he…
Aisi labya yar gawa betha asi labya yar gawa bethe… 
Classic example for students of different age groups:
1st to 3rd class student: hey ! Mene exams ki sari tyari kr li hai…
4th to 6th class student: yar wo question bht difficult tha is lie wo mene yad nai kia…
7th to 9th class student: bs important question hi read kie hain…
10th to 11 class student: I think 4 chapters boht hai pass hone ke liye..
12th class: Yar kal exam kiska hai??
College student: Kutton !! kam az kam bta to dete aj exam he..la ek pen de kch to chapna pare ga na…:-)
Nursery ke student ne exam sheet pe sosu kr kr teacher ke thama di…
Teacher: Gadher ye kya kiya??
Student: Mam…
apne hi kaha tah phle jo aa ra he wohi kro..:-)
When A Guy Adds You On FACEBOOK It Means He Wants To Be Your Friend, Not Your Husband .. That’s Why Its Called A … Friend Request nOt @ Proposal !!!
And When @ Guy Likes Your Status, He Likes Your Status, He Is nOt Trying tO Impress You Or Flirt With yOu And When @ Guy Likes Your Picture, That Means He Likes Your Picture nOt *YOU* !!
Enlarged Version Of The Public Service MSG bY * BOYS *
Go @head and Make This Your Status Guys … Let Them All Know The Fact!! 
Khamoshi Ka Boycott
Salary
Rs:
2,500,00/month
Jobs details:
1- Train ki headlight fuse ho gai he uske agge candle le kr bhagna he.
2. Beach per samandar ke pani ko wiper se samandar ke andr dalna he.
3. Bank me cashier ke samne zuban nkal kr bethna he take anghota lga kr note gila kr sake.
4. khambo pe charh ke taro pe gila kpra marna he.
Ek budha aya sath me ek budhya ko laya..
hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya
dono ne apna apna order mangaya
phle budhe ne khaya budhya ne pankha hilaya
phr budya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya
ye dkh kr waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya..
ae laila majnoo ke maa baap……
tum 2no me itna pyar he to khana ek sath ku nai khaya??
is par budhe ne farmaya….
beta tera sawal to naik he…
per hmare sath danto ka set sirf ek he..
