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Greedy kuta

Once there was a pukha kuta .

He was very pukha .

He was phiring here and there .

He ponchya at the shop of chacha raheem .

He chukya the botee and nus gya from there.

When he guzrya from nalay alay pul to

he saw aik hor kuta.

He became very shoda.

He ponkya at him and his apni boti v daig gai.

MORAL :-

JO DOOSRYAN NAAL KUTYAAN WAALI KERDA

HAI ONDAY NAAL V KUTYAAN VAALI HONDI A

Msg soch samjh kr krna chahye

Kal mili wo mjhse shaam ke waqt

Bujhi bujhi se Jhuki jhuki si

Udasio me rachi basi si….

Jo mene pocha! Udass Q ho??

Jhuka ke palkainchupa ke chehra

Galay se lag ke belak belak ke

Ro ro ke thak ke lagi wo khne

itna romantic msg lkha tah tum ko,

Abbu ke number par chala gaya..;-(

Headlines in 2050..

1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-2 with katrina’s Grand Daughter.

2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding.

3. Petrol 984/litter

4. CNG 950/Kg

5. SRK’s Daughter becomes Heroine with Big B in chini Khatam.

6. CID completed  one lac episode.

7. Nokia launches new phone with 20 Sim cards, 900 GB Built in memory, Camera, Music and video player, Wife, 5G, Gps, Tv, Frigde and washing machine

(all in phone).

8. Kis ne kaha tah ke pepsi 650 ki kr do…

people ask about boyfriend-girlfriend

When you’re single, people ask about boyfriend/girlfriend.
When you have a fiance, they ask when is the wedding?

When you get married, they ask when will you have a baby?

When you already have one, they ask when is the little brother or sister coming along?

When you separate, they ask why? If you try to move on, they ask why so quickly?

People will never stop asking…if you’re proud of who you are and you don’t care what people think about you

na pooch

Na pooch Teri judai K lamhay  Mainay kaisay Bitaaye

pani mai SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banay

o   O   oO O o O O o 000000

 

kya derna

Phool jab Gulab ka Ho to Kanto se Kya darna
phool Jab gulab Ka ho To kanto Se kya Darna

School Jab Apne Baap Ka Ho To Teachers Se Kya Darna …

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