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Pakistani qoum aj kal bijli ki yaad me bachon k naam rakh rahi hæ.

Darjazeil naam ab tak saamne aye hæn.

Ch.Transfarmor

Meter khan

Malik AC Awan

Khamba chohaan

Sardar generator saayen

Makhdoom UPS

Wapda Khan

Loadsheding shah

Dim Bijli Khan

Bijli Gul

Sheikh deepfreezer

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larkiyoon k naam yeh hæn..

Istree Bano

Tublight Araa

Wiring khanam

Pankha Shahi

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Miss U.P.S. . . . .

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Girlfriend’s name on hand by knife…crying

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O

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Qoute by a Nursary student

Best Qoute by a Nursary student……

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I love to walk in the rain…………

Because no body can see I am doin susu in my chaddi…;-)

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Dangue

Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha…

Achanak aik jugnu aa nikla…

Pathan…
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Ye khudayia ye dainge machar to ham ko torch le kar doodh raha hai….

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The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House…?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But…

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ‘ S, And 3 Porsche’s. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I’m The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D

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Thnak your mom

♥ Boy : Baby i want to tell you something

♥ Girl : Yes ?

♥ Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me.

♥ Girl : Okay but why ?

♥ Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife….♥♥♥

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