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Love Marrige

Love Marrige:
Raat k Waqt
Shohar:
Paani Pilao
Biwi Paani Lenay Gai,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa gai,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka GilaSs Pakray Khari Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Hova aur Bola!
Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
BiWi:
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Talaaq….:-D:-D

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Koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set

mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti

Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.

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Makhi Or Mchar Ki Shadi Hoi:
Machar Kamre se bahr tehal rha tha.
us k dost na pocha bhir kay kr rhe ho andr jao
Machar:teri bhabi andar MORTEEN lga k bethi ha :)

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Biwi: Suniye Ji.

Biwi: Suniye Ji.
Aap ka Dost Ik Pagal Larki Sy Shadi Kar raha hae.
Aap Osy Rokty Q nahi ?
Husband:
Main Q Roko?
Os kaminy ny Mujhy Roka tha kia..?

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Tujhay itne chance free main hi nahe diye

Tujhay itne chance free main hi nahe diye

Tendulkar

Saina Bhabhi ki farmaish thi k mere mekay walon ka khiyal rakhna … :p

Pakistan vs India

Pakistan Vs INdia
who will llose the match?
1)india
2)Baharat
# HIndustan:-)

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