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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style

If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.

If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.

If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.

If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”

Thts not fair…What a crazy world

Girl: hi baby..:*
boy: hii jaan…(sending faild)

girl: r u here??
boy: yes yes..i m here…(sending faild)
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girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..(sending faild)

girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :@
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message sent) :O :O

Wikipedia: I Know all

Google: I have all

Internet: Without me is nothing

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Computer: Without me you don’t function.

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Wapda: Ponki jao…

Classic example for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd class student: hey ! Mene exams ki sari tyari kr li hai…

4th to 6th class student: yar wo question bht difficult tha is lie wo mene yad nai kia…

7th to 9th class student: bs important question hi read kie hain…

10th to 11 class student: I think 4 chapters boht hai pass hone ke liye..

12th class: Yar kal exam kiska hai??

College student: Kutton !! kam az kam bta to dete aj exam he..la ek pen de kch to chapna pare ga na…:-)

Principal- KINGKONG
Teacher- BLADE
Lab- PLANET OF APES
… Library- CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Canteen- FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
coleg Gate- AT THE WORLD’S END
Love- TITANIC
Syllabus- DEEP BLUE SEA
Model exams- STAR WARS
Internals- PRESTIGE
university Exam- WAR OF WORLDS
Invigilator- TERMINATOR
Result- JUDGEMENT DAY
Supply- DESTINY
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‘ALL PASS’- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE