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Badshah — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:01:04 +0000

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

Badshah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:58:17 +0000

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Badshah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:45:01 +0000

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Taste this SMS

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:38:37 +0000

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:48:29 +0000

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Badshah — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:44:46 +0000

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

Badshah — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:07:00 +0000

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

U r a nice person…

Badshah — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:05:38 +0000

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

God has given many qualities to you

Badshah — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:04:40 +0000

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

When u feel sad….

Badshah — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:37:39 +0000

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!