RoseSMS.com» Insult sms http://www.rosesms.com SMS messages - Rose SMS - Funny SMS - Friendship and Love SMS Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:04:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 What a crazzy world.. http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/what-a-crazzy-world http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/what-a-crazzy-world#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:18:02 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5012

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style

If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.

If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.

If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.

If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”

Thts not fair…What a crazy world :(

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boy: hii jaan…(sending faild)

girl: r u here?? :(
boy: yes yes..i m here…(sending faild)
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girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..(sending faild)

girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :@
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message sent) :O :O

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/go-to-hell/feed 0 Wapda Msg.. http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/wapda-msg http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/wapda-msg#comments Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:47:40 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=4898 Wikipedia: I Know all

Google: I have all

Internet: Without me is nothing

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Computer: Without me you don’t function.

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Wapda: Ponki jao… :-D

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/wapda-msg/feed 0 Classic example for students of different age groups http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/ic-example-ofor-students-of-different-age-groups http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/ic-example-ofor-students-of-different-age-groups#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:48:26 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=4803 Classic example for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd class student: hey ! Mene exams ki sari tyari kr li hai…

4th to 6th class student: yar wo question bht difficult tha is lie wo mene yad nai kia…

7th to 9th class student: bs important question hi read kie hain…

10th to 11 class student: I think 4 chapters boht hai pass hone ke liye..

12th class: Yar kal exam kiska hai??

College student: Kutton !! kam az kam bta to dete aj exam he..la ek pen de kch to chapna pare ga na…:-)

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/ic-example-ofor-students-of-different-age-groups/feed 0 College life with English movies.. http://www.rosesms.com/insult-sms/college-life-with-english-movies http://www.rosesms.com/insult-sms/college-life-with-english-movies#comments Fri, 23 Sep 2011 03:04:14 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=4669 Principal- KINGKONG
Teacher- BLADE
Lab- PLANET OF APES
… Library- CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Canteen- FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
coleg Gate- AT THE WORLD’S END
Love- TITANIC
Syllabus- DEEP BLUE SEA
Model exams- STAR WARS
Internals- PRESTIGE
university Exam- WAR OF WORLDS
Invigilator- TERMINATOR
Result- JUDGEMENT DAY
Supply- DESTINY
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‘ALL PASS’- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE :P
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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/insult-sms/college-life-with-english-movies/feed 0 Dictionary 2011: http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/dictionary-2011 http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/dictionary-2011#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 09:06:32 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=4642 MUHABBAT: is ke dam se resturants abad hain, :-)

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa. :-D

PRDA: Jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain. ;-)

BOOK: time paas krne ka zaria. :-D

DIL: Bagheir operation ap kisi ko de skte hain. :-p

COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah. ;-)

UNI: Last part of happy life. :-D

Marriage: Gunaho ki saza. :-D

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