This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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