RoseSMS.com» Marriage SMS http://www.rosesms.com SMS messages - Rose SMS - Funny SMS - Friendship and Love SMS Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:04:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.rosesms.com/marriage-sms/3748 http://www.rosesms.com/marriage-sms/3748#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:07:18 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/marriage-sms/3748

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/marriage-sms/3748/feed 0 Marriage is like a public toilet http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/2nd http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/2nd#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:45:45 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1179 Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/2nd/feed 0 A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-he%e2%80%99s-wrong-is-honest http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-he%e2%80%99s-wrong-is-honest#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:30:04 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=683 A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-he%e2%80%99s-wrong-is-honest/feed 0 Difference between boyfriend and husband http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:37:41 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=424 Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband/feed 0 Before & after marriage http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:23:43 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=374 Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage/feed 0 Only true friends stand by u http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:00 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=245 Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

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