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Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass

Breaking NewsATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &Not In Working Condition…Because…Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In MachineWhen It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” 

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti ha

Teacher told all studentsin a class to write an essayon a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA