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Badshah — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:16:33 +0000

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Bachelor or Married again

Billo — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:40:16 +0000

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Badshah — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:22:42 +0000

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass

ATM Jammed because of …

Badshah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:12:11 +0000

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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.
.
Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Badshah — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:41:02 +0000

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti ha

An essay on cricket match

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:41:52 +0000

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:47:49 +0000

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Chemical symbols & sardar

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:44:59 +0000

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:34:49 +0000

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

1st ever intelligent sardar

Badshah — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:33:53 +0000

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)