RoseSMS.com» Sardar SMS http://www.rosesms.com SMS messages - Rose SMS - Funny SMS - Friendship and Love SMS Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:04:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sardar filed an application 4 divorce http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce#comments Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:54:01 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/?p=4505

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/sardar-filed-an-application-4-divorce/feed 0 Bachelor or Married again http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/bachelor-or-married-again http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/bachelor-or-married-again#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:40:16 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/?p=3883 Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/3755/feed 0 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/sardar-got-into-a-bus-on-1st-april http://www.rosesms.com/sardar-sms/sardar-got-into-a-bus-on-1st-april#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:22:42 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1608 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass

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ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)

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]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/atm-jammed-because-of-%e2%80%a6-2/feed 0 Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/oye-kamaal-ki-gaadi-hai-tea-se-start-hoti-hai http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/oye-kamaal-ki-gaadi-hai-tea-se-start-hoti-hai#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:41:02 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=699 Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti ha

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