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Boy send a Friend Request

Boy sends a friend request to a Girl and Inboxes her:

Hey wanna be Friends?

Girl : Do I Know you?

Boy: (thinks: Abbe nahin jaanti tabhi toh tujhe add kiya taki jaan le!!) …

but sayz…..Ahh..no, But that’s why wanted to add u to get to know u!!

Girl : Sorry But I don’t add strangers!

Boy : (again thinks:HAAN kamini…JAISE teri friend list ke har ek bande/bandi ka biodata tere paas hai!!!)

but sayz…..Oh Not a Problem…btw where are u from?

Girl : I don’t share any Private information!

Boy : Badi aayi pm ki Beti…I sent a friend Request 2 u.. NOT A Marriage Proposal :/ icon razz Boy send a Friend Request

Girl : Arre tum toh naraaz hi ho gaye..

Ruko Add karti hun !

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A silly Tourist

A silly Tourist

asked a boat guy:

Do you know Biology,

Psychology,

Geography,

Geology??

The Boat guy said:

No to all the Questions..

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face of this earth??

You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while the boat started sinking, so

the boatman asked the tourist:

Do you know Swimology and Espology from Crocdilogy??

The tourist said: No!!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your

Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology! icon biggrin A silly Tourist icon biggrin A silly Tourist

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A Sweet Story

A Sweet Story

1 larkay ne marne k 3 mint pehle 2 msg kiye

1 Girl ko

1 Dost ko

“me ja raha hun reply fast”

Aur

1st reply girlfrnd Ka aya

“tum kaha ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me bat karti ho”

Ye sunkar usy bohat dard hua

2nd msg dost ka aya

“aby O00″ akele kaha ja raha ha ruk men b ata ho “”

Ye parh kar wo larka muskraya or bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har gaya.

so forward to all ur frnds to show that “friendship” is better than LOVE.

 

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