If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
…
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”
Thts not fair…What a crazy world 
MUHABBAT: is ke dam se resturants abad hain, 
STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa. 
PRDA: Jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain. 
BOOK: time paas krne ka zaria.
DIL: Bagheir operation ap kisi ko de skte hain. :-p
COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.
UNI: Last part of happy life.
Marriage: Gunaho ki saza.
Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do You Have A House…?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But…
Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ‘ S, And 3 Porsche’s. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I’m The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D
Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai
Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai
Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere
Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai
Kaanto k badlay
Phool kia do ge,
Aansoon k badlay
Khushi kia do ge,
Hum chahtay hain aap se umar bhar ki dosti
Hamary is SMS ka jawab kia do gay…?
