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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc…

LOVE IS LIFELIFE IS WIFEWIFE IS KNIFE
andKNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha

Wife: If I die what will u do?Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem [...]

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-With Idiot For Ever

LOVE IS LIFELIFE IS WIFEWIFE IS KNIFE
andKNIFE IS DANGEROUS