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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc…

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LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/man-sir-my-wife-is-missing/feed 0 Wife: If I die what will u do? http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/wife-if-i-die-what-will-u-do http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/wife-if-i-die-what-will-u-do#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:14:59 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1802 Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/wife-if-i-die-what-will-u-do/feed 0 I look at your picture and the problem disappears http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/i-look-at-your-picture-and-the-problem-disappears http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/i-look-at-your-picture-and-the-problem-disappears#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:12:39 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1799 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/i-look-at-your-picture-and-the-problem-disappears/feed 0 Do you know the meaning of WIFE? http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/do-you-know-the-meaning-of-wife http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/do-you-know-the-meaning-of-wife#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:09:29 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1797 Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/wife-sms/love-is-life/feed 0 Husband, wife & spare tyre http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-spare-tyre-3 http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-spare-tyre-3#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:27:42 +0000 Badshah http://www.rosesms.com/?p=1195 HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-spare-tyre-2/feed 0 Too late for garbage http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/too-late-for-garbage http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/too-late-for-garbage#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:38:00 +0000 Badshah http://rosesms.com/?p=692 Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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