RoseSMS.com http://www.rosesms.com SMS messages - Rose SMS - Funny SMS - Friendship and Love SMS Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:02:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Application http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/application http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/application#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:02:25 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5054 بخدمت جناب
پرنسپل صاحب
ہائی اسکول
جناب عالی!

سیدھی بات ہے کہ میرے ابو نے مجھے فیس کے لۓ 500 روپے دئیے 100 کی دوستوں نے فلم دیکھ لی، 150 کے پیپسی اینڈ برگر کھا لۓ، 50 روپے کا گرل فرینڈ کو لوڈ کروادیا اور 200 روپے کا انگلش والی مس پر شرط ہار گیا۔ میں سمجھتا تھا کہ انکا صرف میتھ والے ٹیچر کے ساتھ چکر ہے اب پتہ چلا اسکا آپ کے ساتھ بھی چکر ہے۔
اس لۓ آپ سے سیدھا کہونگا یا تو میرے فیس معاف کر دیں یا آپ کا پردہ فاش

آپ کا فرمابردار شاگرد‬

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/application/feed 0 Nails are Grown We Cut Nails http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/nails-are-grown-we-cut-nails http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/nails-are-grown-we-cut-nails#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 08:01:38 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5050 When Nails are Grown We Cut Nails, NOT FINGERS.”
Similarly
“When Our Mis-Understandings are Raising We Should Cut Ego, NOT RELATIONS…”

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/nails-are-grown-we-cut-nails/feed 0 Girl Friend story http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/girl-friend-story http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/girl-friend-story#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:11:17 +0000 admin http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5032 Boyfrnd:- me tuje kab call karu??
Grlfrnd:- jab tum chaho tab..
Boyfrnd:- kal mene call kiya tha..
…
Grlfrnd:- ha, utni jaldi nai uthti.
Boyfrnd:- ha, to me kal 11 baje call karunga..
Grlfrnd:- nahi, tab to papa ghar pe hoge..
Boyfrnd:- to 3 baje call karuga..
Grlfrnd:- nahi, tab to lunch ka time hoga,.
Boyfrnd:- to 5 baje..
Grlfrnd:- nahi, tab to favrite serial he..
Boyfrnd:- to rat ko call karuga..
Grlfrnd:- nahi, rat ko sab vapas ghar hote he..
Boyfrnd:- to me aakhir call kab karu??
Grlfrnd:- jab tum chaho tab:P:D
]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/girl-friend-story/feed 0 Little Difference http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/little-difference http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/little-difference#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:34:33 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5021 Little Difference Between
Truth and Lie..!!
Truth is a debit card
“Pay first “enjoy later”
Lie” is a credit card
“Enjoy first pay later”
so never Lie..:-) ]]> http://www.rosesms.com/cool-and-decent-sms/little-difference/feed 0 Boy send a Friend Request http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/boy-send-a-friend-request http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/boy-send-a-friend-request#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:23:53 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5015 Boy sends a friend request to a Girl and Inboxes her:

Hey wanna be Friends?

Girl : Do I Know you?

Boy: (thinks: Abbe nahin jaanti tabhi toh tujhe add kiya taki jaan le!!) …

but sayz…..Ahh..no, But that’s why wanted to add u to get to know u!!

Girl : Sorry But I don’t add strangers!

Boy : (again thinks:HAAN kamini…JAISE teri friend list ke har ek bande/bandi ka biodata tere paas hai!!!)

but sayz…..Oh Not a Problem…btw where are u from?

Girl : I don’t share any Private information!

Boy : Badi aayi pm ki Beti…I sent a friend Request 2 u.. NOT A Marriage Proposal :/ icon razz Boy send a Friend Request

Girl : Arre tum toh naraaz hi ho gaye..

Ruko Add karti hun !

]]> http://www.rosesms.com/funny-sms/boy-send-a-friend-request/feed 0 What a crazzy world.. http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/what-a-crazzy-world http://www.rosesms.com/uncategorized/what-a-crazzy-world#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:18:02 +0000 noman http://www.rosesms.com/?p=5012 If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style

If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.

If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
…
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.

If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.

If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”

Thts not fair…What a crazy world icon sad What a crazzy world..

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