Sab tarhan ki tareef Allah k liye hai jo tammam allam ka rab hai. Bara Mehraban nehiat rehma wala hai. Insaf k din ka hakim. Aae Allah ham teri hi ibadat krty hain or tujhi sy maddad mangty hain. Hum ko seedhy rasty chala. Un logon k rasty par jin per tera inam hua. Na k un k jin par tera ghazab hua. Ameen
“Pathan hajj karnay gayaa waps aya to dost ne pocha…
“Shetan ko pathar mare???”
Pathan: Nai yar rush bht zada tah…
me to sirf galiyan de kr a gaya…
When Some1 Doesn’t Talk Much ‘N If He Talks,
He Talks Fast,
Be Sure That Person Keeps Secrets…
& When Some1 Asks About You
Although That Person Is Busy,
Be Sure That He Loves You..
Aik aalo ne bhindi ke number pe love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use call kr ke bura bhala kaha aur boli…
Shut up! tum itne moty aur me “Slim and Smart”
Allo ko bht dukh hwa aur us ne phr itni sabzian phasai ke aj ap dekh skte hain…
Aaloo gobhi..
Aalo Bengan..
Aalo Shimla mirch,
Aalo palak…
Aalo matar…
Aalo gajar…
Aalo methi…
Aur bhindi us din se le kr aj tk akeli he aur khti he…
Aisi labya yar gawa betha asi labya yar gawa bethe… 
Classic example for students of different age groups:
1st to 3rd class student: hey ! Mene exams ki sari tyari kr li hai…
4th to 6th class student: yar wo question bht difficult tha is lie wo mene yad nai kia…
7th to 9th class student: bs important question hi read kie hain…
10th to 11 class student: I think 4 chapters boht hai pass hone ke liye..
12th class: Yar kal exam kiska hai??
College student: Kutton !! kam az kam bta to dete aj exam he..la ek pen de kch to chapna pare ga na…:-)
Insan ki 2 Aankhon main ALLAH ne 26 caroor Bulb (Recepters) rakhe hain.
jo k 14 laakh taron (wires) ke zariye dimagh se munslik hain…
magr bill sirf ek hi manga he or wo he
NAZAR KI HIFAZAT…
SUBHANALLAH
or tum ALLAH ki kon kon si nemat ko jhut lao ge..
(Ya ALLAH hmari nazro ko burai se bacha..)
AMEEN
