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1- Train ki headlight fuse ho gai he uske agge candle le kr bhagna he.

2. Beach per samandar ke pani ko wiper se samandar ke andr dalna he.

3. Bank me cashier ke samne zuban nkal kr bethna he take anghota lga kr note gila kr sake.

4. khambo pe charh ke taro pe gila kpra marna he.

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Hoon nafs ke hathon majboor ktna..

Hoon nafs ke hathon men majboor ktna,

“Sab jan ke bhi hoon ajj la-shaoor kitna,

“jis chehry ne hai ek din matti men mil jana,

“us chehry pe hai mjhe gharoor kitna,

“Ek sajde ke inkar ne Iblees ko shetaan bana diya,

“main khud jan loon, mera hai qasoor kitna,

“jin ki sunnat pe chalna mujhe gawara nahi,

“Mery wasty roe they woh HUZOOR kitna,

“Mene chakhi hai fakat gunahon ki lazzatt,

“Me kiya janoon Zikar-E-Elahi me hai suroor kitna,

 

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Mujko Rula Kar Dil Uska Bi Roya To Hoga

Mujko Rula Kar Dil Uska Bi Roya To Hoga,
Uski Ankho Par Bi Aansu Aaya To Hoga,
Agar Na Kiya Kuch Haasil Hamne Pyar me,
Kuch na Kuch Usne Bi Khoya To Hoga….
`
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
`
Ab To Ye Chandni Bhi Hamein Jalati Hai
Bhari Mehfile Bhi Thanhayi Sathati Hai
Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse
Humari Aankhein Har Pal Dab-Dabati Hai..
`
Tujhe kya pata kya guzaratee hai mujh per,
Tu to mujhe dariya mein chod ke kinare se dekhtee hain;
Sahil bhi tera gulam hai aur lehrein bhi,
Dono bhi muzje bachaney se pehle tujh-se poochtee hain..
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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.
Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…
Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????

Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????
Jawab Aya Jahan Ho Tum…

Mere Jeevan Say Zaahir Ho
Mere Gham Mein Nihaan Ho Tum….

Meri Tou Saari Duniya Ho
Mera Sara Jahan Ho Tum…….

Meri Sochon Ka Mehwar Ho
Mera Zor-e-Bayaan Ho Tum……

Main Hoon Lafz Muhabbat Hoon
Magar Meri Zuban Ho Tum…

Friendship sms

Smandar ki khamoshi uski gehraai batati he

dosto ki kami apni tanhai btatati he

wasi to dost hamesha pyare hote hai

per unki keemat unki judai btati he…

Budha Budhi ki kahani..

Ek budha aya sath me ek budhya ko laya..

hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya

dono ne apna apna order mangaya

phle budhe ne khaya budhya ne pankha hilaya

phr budya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya

ye dkh kr waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya..

ae laila majnoo ke maa baap……

tum 2no me itna pyar he to khana ek sath ku nai khaya??

is par budhe ne farmaya….

beta tera sawal to naik he…

per hmare sath danto ka set sirf ek he.. :-D

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